Luckily, I have that seventh cat. He's a little, bobtailed, blue eyed, Sacred Birman named Kulu.
He's sort of the village idiot and allows me to get away with far too much. Like dressing him up.
So my victim has been decided on. Now I must decide on my ammo. I turn to trusty Pinterest, because what better method is there? Wow. So this is starting to turn into a What I Love On Pinterest: Cat Sweater Edition...more like Crazy Cat Lady Edition. Moving on.
Ideally, it would look as awesome as this. Except back with studs and safety pins and all punk and whatnot. I'm getting carried away. Kulu could never pull off such a dramatic statement, even at Halloween.
Or perhaps I can make this...except Batman. I love Batman. KULU COULD BE BATMAN FOR HALLOWEEN! My dreams have been realized.
Chances are, however, if I can 1. convince the hubby to let me make Kulu an outfit for Halloween and 2. had the skills to make it TODAY (since today is Halloween and this is a major whim issue) then the sweater would probably look more like this:
I would totally dress up my fluffer-love like a candy corn! That could be an outfit that would be in-season all fall long! But what about winter? I think I have the winner right here!
That poor kitty looks as uncomfortable as I am looking at him. Really, all this digging into Pinterest has taught me is that I want this sweater for myself: