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If I were a month, I’d be June.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be  Thursday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 4pm.

If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea turtle.

If I were a direction, I’d be  East.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookcase.

 If I were a liquid, I’d be water.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amethyst.

If I were a tree, I’d be a weeping willow.

If I were a tool, I’d be a needle.

If I were a flower, I’d be a tulip.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be bright sunshine.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a flute.

If I were a color, I’d be purple.

If I were an emotion, I’d be content.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a blueberry.

If I were a sound, I’d be wind through leaves.

If I were an element, I’d be  water.

If I were a car, I’d be a Prius.

If I were a food, I’d be half baked ice cream.

If I were a place, I’d be a beach.

If I were a material, I’d be worn cotton.

If I were a taste, I’d taste like bitter coffee.

If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.

If I were an animal, I’d be a house cat.

If I were an object, I’d be a vine.

If I were a body part, I’d be hips.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.

If I were a song, I’d be  Me Against The World.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Converse.

If I were an item of clothing, I'd be an old pair of jeans.