You can call me the Queen of Hearts because I'm just as sexy as her.
My husband literally laughs at me when I try to act sexy. What more of a turn-down could there be then your husband laughing at you in the bedroom? He shouldn't be blamed though. I really do look ridiculous.
In his defense, though, he always tells me that I'm the sexiest when I'm not trying. So I guess that means I'm attractive sometimes...You know, in the way that a cat can be nice sometimes...kind of.
One more sexy cat for the road? Of course.